Hello I'm Andrew Glob your director of education. Welcome back. There have been a few changes over the summer and I just wanted to keep you informed. Due to recent budget cuts all arts and music programs have been cancelled. Instead we have added courses that will focus on standardized testing - Bubble practice. Everything will be done with #2 pencils-even physical education and lunch.
Although we have had to cut millions there is hope-the board just voted for a 15% raise for all government officials! hahahah (thunder & lightning).
student: if they cut chorus, we're not learning until we get to sing
Teacher: (Singing Starts) Okay we will sing our lessons from now on,
Okay all we have to do is all get perfect scores
on our standardized tests and chorus is back- did my voice just crack
Student: Well how are we going to do that?
Bad Student: (quietly) I got an idea. We cheat it!
(Music starts Michael Jackson's "Beat it")
CHEAT IT
They told you don't you ever have wondering eyes
Although we have had to cut millions there is hope-the board just voted for a 15% raise for all government officials! hahahah (thunder & lightning).
student: if they cut chorus, we're not learning until we get to sing
Teacher: (Singing Starts) Okay we will sing our lessons from now on,
Okay all we have to do is all get perfect scores
on our standardized tests and chorus is back- did my voice just crack
Student: Well how are we going to do that?
Bad Student: (quietly) I got an idea. We cheat it!
(Music starts Michael Jackson's "Beat it")
CHEAT IT
They told you don't you ever have wondering eyes
don't get a post-it and try
to send your best friend, the answer to number 5
so leave it, just leave it.
You better move, you better do what you can
Don't wanna be in in-house or detention man
You wanna be smart, better do what you can so cheat it, Cause you wanna be smart!
Just cheat it, cheat it
never did homeworks for weeks and...
Show them how much you gained from nothing
Teachers gave you notes but you never copied so
just cheat it, cheat it
Just cheat it, cheat it
Just cheat it, cheat it
Just cheat it, cheat it.
They're out to get you better leave while you can
saw some writing right on your hand
You wanna keep that A , better do what you can so
CHEAT IT, Just cheat it
You gotta show your mom your really not scared
All she's gonna do is be unfair
Just for one call home
Nomore hang outs alone
Cause you cheated, and now they're real mad
Just cheat it, cheat it
never did homeworks for weeks and..
Show them how much you, gained from nothing
teachers gave you notes but you never copied
Just cheat it
TEACHER: I don't think we can allow cheating, just go to your lockers and get the prep materials.
Lockerena
turn your lock to the right escierdo
turn it back pass it once to the left darecha
then turn it back to the last
hey Lockerena
Ends with a song that is sung as inner monologues without moving their lips because there is no talking during the test.
Test Song (Based on Selena Gomez song)
Can you hear me
when I call out to you
with every wrong choice
every minute
seems like a whole hour
cause I cant find the answer
its like m woundering my head
for one-hundred thousand days
Dont know if its a mirage but i ran out of working space
Im confused so much
cant help that im clueless
a day of failing is like a year in 6th grade
my notebook by myside
will help me survive
a day of failing is like a year in 6th grade
my head is burning
I hear a voice in my mind
should of studied last night
my pencials breaking
and my throat is getting dry
fetch me some water
Its like the roof is
falling right ontop of me
Im sweating so much
I can barely see
CHORUS
So let this thought-lessness end
and let this pencil right again
im so glad I found me
stick around see
answers, answers, ANSWERS
(skip some lines of music and extra verse)
CHORUS
Last song is a victory song that is said rather than sung because everyone passed and now all music and arts programs return.
"We are the Champions" or something like that.
TEACHER: I don't think we can allow cheating, just go to your lockers and get the prep materials.
Lockerena
turn your lock to the right escierdo
turn it back pass it once to the left darecha
then turn it back to the last
hey Lockerena
Ends with a song that is sung as inner monologues without moving their lips because there is no talking during the test.
Test Song (Based on Selena Gomez song)
Can you hear me
when I call out to you
with every wrong choice
every minute
seems like a whole hour
cause I cant find the answer
its like m woundering my head
for one-hundred thousand days
Dont know if its a mirage but i ran out of working space
Im confused so much
cant help that im clueless
a day of failing is like a year in 6th grade
my notebook by myside
will help me survive
a day of failing is like a year in 6th grade
my head is burning
I hear a voice in my mind
should of studied last night
my pencials breaking
and my throat is getting dry
fetch me some water
Its like the roof is
falling right ontop of me
Im sweating so much
I can barely see
CHORUS
So let this thought-lessness end
and let this pencil right again
im so glad I found me
stick around see
answers, answers, ANSWERS
(skip some lines of music and extra verse)
CHORUS
Last song is a victory song that is said rather than sung because everyone passed and now all music and arts programs return.
"We are the Champions" or something like that.
